Gorillas will whup my ass

>> Thursday, June 26, 2008

see also:
Jim Wright: "But What About The Zombies?"
Tania: "Since Jim's Doing It"
Michelle: "Time Wasting"


Jim Wright Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 12:50:00 PM EDT  

Stay out of the woods, just saying.

Seriously though, in your case, shouldn't there be a "lawyer" line, I mean right under the "sharks" item?


Lawyer jokes, I've got a million of them!

Michelle K Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 1:27:00 PM EDT  

All I need to remember if I'm ever attacked by a wild animal is to make sure that you and matt are there as well.

Then while they're busy eating you, I can escape! HA!

Tania Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 1:50:00 PM EDT  

What skewed my survival numbers

1) I can handle a gun

2) I swim regularly

3) I can play dead really well

But for the most part, I'm toast. Well marbled toast.

Eric Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 3:39:00 PM EDT  

Upon further reflection, I've decided to put an optimistic spin on the results: if I'm ever attacked by four alligators, I'm statistically guaranteed to survive one of them.


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