Prelude to tonight's Vice-Presidential debate

>> Thursday, October 02, 2008

Today's McSweeney's features a dialogue between spokespersons for the Republican and Democrat camps as they position their respective candidates for the win:

REPUBLICAN STRATEGIST: Yeah, I only wish likability stood a chance against Biden in a debate. If a mad scientist created a genetic amalgam of Oscar Wilde and Stephen Douglas, Joe Biden would make him look like a feral toddler.

DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST: Biden? Really? Are we talking about the same guy here? I mean, I'm not sure if I should say this, but the senator has trouble making a bowl of cereal.

REPUBLICAN STRATEGIST: Palin can't brush her own teeth and thinks dolphins are "pretend."

DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST: You know that test where you put an ink dot on a chimpanzee and place it in front of a mirror to see if it can recognize its own reflection as an image of itself? Joe fails that every time. Even after we explain it to him.


Whoever loses the least wins! Read the rest of the exchange here.

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