Actually, they really do grow on crunchbushes, I have this uncle who owns a farm...

>> Thursday, June 04, 2009

Dammit. Can't type. But have to share. From Kevin Underhill's Lowering The Bar:

On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit. The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned to her dismay that said "berries" were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls, and that although the product did contain some strawberry fruit concentrate, it was not otherwise redeemed by fruit. She sued, on behalf of herself and all similarly situated consumers who also apparently believed that there are fields somewhere in our land thronged by crunchberry bushes.

May be awhile before the next real entry. The last one kinda hurt. But how could I not pass this one along?

Who's going to break it to her that Cap'n Crunch isn't really an officer in any recognized naval force in the world?

H/T to Boing Boing!


Nathan Thursday, June 4, 2009 at 9:11:00 PM EDT  

We the recipients of your largesse thankfully acknowledge the pain you put yourself through to bring us these nuggets.

Random Michelle K Thursday, June 4, 2009 at 9:25:00 PM EDT  

Wait? What does that say about Captain Kangaroo?

Wendy Thursday, June 4, 2009 at 11:33:00 PM EDT  

What? You mean BooBerry Cereal doesn't have real Booberries???

And Fruit Loops doesn't use little round fruit with holes in it??

I suppose next you'll tell me there's no apple in Apple Jacks.

We wuz robbed.


kimby Thursday, June 4, 2009 at 11:51:00 PM EDT  

And of course this answers the question about those damn cookies being made with real girl guides....

Dr. Phil (Physics) Friday, June 5, 2009 at 1:10:00 AM EDT  

Oh yeah, like next you're going to tell me that Fig Newtons aren't made of Australian pop stars and Physicists.

Dr. Phil

Leanright,  Friday, June 5, 2009 at 12:52:00 PM EDT  

I heard that Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger were found dead in Tucscon, AZ last week.

They suspect a "Cereal" killer did the job.

How could I resist?

Jim Wright Sunday, June 7, 2009 at 2:40:00 PM EDT  

That turns out to be incorrect, Leanright. It was autoerotic asphyxiation killed the tiger and the captain.

Leanright,  Tuesday, June 9, 2009 at 2:15:00 PM EDT  

Jim, you pervert.

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