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>> Thursday, March 11, 2010

The other day at Salon, Mike Madden took certain conservatives to task for attacking the United States census. With all due respect to Mr. Madden, he's dead wrong.

The fact is that the U.S. Census will provide the government with an unparalleled image of what your household looks like, giving Federal operatives exactly the information they need when targeting your guns, determining how much money to allocate to "educating" your children about evolution and gayism, and even how to take away your money according to the old communist mantra, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" when reallocating your hard-earned wealth to those who would rather live off the public teat than work (many of whom are probably minorities, you know). When the so-called "President," Barrack Hussein Obama, creates a special public works ministry as a front for his own personal army of bodyguards (modeling himself after a strongman from his native Kenya, no doubt), they will be given copies of your supposedly confidential data, and using your own Census questionnaire against you, will present you with the choice, "resist or serve"; resist, and your questionnaire will become an intelligence portfolio when their jackbooted leftist thugs kick in your doors.

Some will tell you that you should submit your Census paperwork with things like "American" filled-in for the questions on race. This is a poor strategy: BHO's liberal-fascist thugs won't care if you're American or Hispanic, they simply need to know how many people in your household are old enough to bear a gun against them when they come to take you before the death panels. You could lie, of course, and exaggerate the numbers of gun-bearing, God-fearing, Jesus-praising Americans under your roof, but the defect in that strategy is that they will use the inflated numbers to take even more of your hard-earned income during the "reapportionment" of resources.

No, the best way to throw a wrench in the pretender's works is to not fill in the Census questionnaire at all, and just throw it away. Right in the trash.

Now, I feel obligated to mention: there may be some elitists out there who suggest that the primary reason for taking a Census every ten years has nothing to do with the "progressives'" obsession with stealing your God-given guns and everything to do with apportioning Congressional seats per Article I, section 2 of the United States Constitution. Do not listen to them, they are trying to trick you. If you look at the Declaration Of Independence, you'll quickly see that while it clearly mentions Jesus and this great country's Christian heritage, it doesn't mention a Census, not even one time. No, the best thing you can possibly do if you're concerned about BHO's socialist power grab and the nation's moving away from Christian Grace is to throw out that Census form as soon as it hits your mailbox; don't even take it into your house, the package contains a microchip that knows what you look like naked.

God bless.


Phiala Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 1:22:00 PM EST  

Better yet, burn it. Whatever you do, don't give the "government" any information.

Mrs. Bitch Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:02:00 PM EST  

Eric, you ignorant slut! The government needs to know how many FEMA camps to have ready for all of those folks who disagree with them and wouldn't go get a flu shot when they were told to. Blackwater or XE or whatever they'll calling themselves next week, will come to your door to "gather" whatever data you don't send in, and your unwillingness to cooperate will be duly noted. Resistance is futile.

Leanright,  Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:05:00 PM EST  

I'm filling out my census. Gladly! I WANT Rahm Emmanuel to know where I live. I'd like him to show up at my front door, naked, pointing his finger in my I can break it! And destroy that huge beak he has! Scumbag.

Plus, why not. I live in Orange County. A micro-red state, surrounded by blue.

Nathan Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:11:00 PM EST  

My suggestion is to go ahead and write (in crayon across the entire form), "We're all moving to Costa Rica with Rush".

And then do it.

Warner (aka ntsc) Friday, March 12, 2010 at 7:55:00 AM EST  

One thing that will ensure that the gov'ment pays you a lot of attention is to not fill out that form.

I might also point out that when I'm hiring for census workers the first thing I do is call those wounded in uniform in combat. Vets in general are high on our list, but those guys go right to the top.

Hired one last night, he just can't wait to start enumerating (census speak for counting your guns and checking to see if your flag has stars or four sided triskelions as it should).

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