"I don't know, man, can I just watch the snuff film instead?"

I can't believe I hadn't seen this sooner: the perfect mash-up of Nicolas Cage's godawful 8mm and his legendarily-bad remake of The Wicker Man.

Honestly, I haven't seen the Wicker Man remake in its entirety, but I can tell you this clip does accurately capture my reactions to 8mm.

The police should investigate, indeed.