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>> Friday, July 30, 2010




The Zombie Bite Calculator

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RUHNK RAHN RHHHH BRRRRRAHT MRRRNA RR RRRAHF!



9 comments:

Random Michelle K Friday, July 30, 2010 at 7:30:00 AM EDT  

At least you'll be completely infected BEFORE you get here. So I won't have to feel too guilty about taking your head off.

Tom Friday, July 30, 2010 at 10:41:00 AM EDT  

I'm down ten minutes before you. Burn me up before you go, OK?

Nathan Friday, July 30, 2010 at 5:47:00 PM EDT  

1 hour and 1 minute from bite to infection. This strikes me as properly economical.

neurondoc Friday, July 30, 2010 at 5:51:00 PM EDT  

1 hour, 13 minutes. It must be the lack of exercise.

WendyB_09 Friday, July 30, 2010 at 6:44:00 PM EDT  

1 hour 17 minutes...I suspect the age factor creeps into my resistance ability.

Random Michelle K Friday, July 30, 2010 at 11:02:00 PM EDT  

That's it. I'm stocking up on shotgun shells and strategically placing machetes around my house.

Jeri Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 3:39:00 AM EDT  

Janiece, nice! I like it. I'm telling Panda and Murphy and Miles in the morning.

Of course the best of all worlds would be a zombie dog or cat - some semblance of furriness AND all the advantages mentioned in the article.

And, a 1:24 survival time for me. Probably because I lied about my weight, you know, to match my driver's license?

Eric Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 11:35:00 AM EDT  

Having read Pet Sematary, I remain skeptical as to the pet value of zombie cats. Just sayin'.

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