Standing On The Shoulders Of Giant Midgets: Because I'm sure Michelle would want to know...

Because I'm sure Michelle would want to know...

>> Friday, July 30, 2010

Oh cool, I have exactly long enough to watch Life Of Brian one final time.

The Zombie Bite Calculator

Created by Oatmeal

RUHNK RAHN RHHHH BRRRRRAHT MRRRNA RR RRRAHF!

9 comments:

Random Michelle K, Friday, July 30, 2010 7:30:00 AM EDT: At least you'll be completely infected BEFORE you get here. So I won't have to feel too guilty about taking your head off.
Janiece, Friday, July 30, 2010 10:27:00 AM EDT: Don't take his head off - keep him as a pet!
Tom, Friday, July 30, 2010 10:41:00 AM EDT: I'm down ten minutes before you. Burn me up before you go, OK?
Nathan, Friday, July 30, 2010 5:47:00 PM EDT: 1 hour and 1 minute from bite to infection. This strikes me as properly economical.
neurondoc, Friday, July 30, 2010 5:51:00 PM EDT: 1 hour, 13 minutes. It must be the lack of exercise.
WendyB_09, Friday, July 30, 2010 6:44:00 PM EDT: 1 hour 17 minutes...I suspect the age factor creeps into my resistance ability.
Random Michelle K, Friday, July 30, 2010 11:02:00 PM EDT: That's it. I'm stocking up on shotgun shells and strategically placing machetes around my house.
Jeri, Saturday, July 31, 2010 3:39:00 AM EDT: Janiece, nice! I like it. I'm telling Panda and Murphy and Miles in the morning.

Of course the best of all worlds would be a zombie dog or cat - some semblance of furriness AND all the advantages mentioned in the article.

And, a 1:24 survival time for me. Probably because I lied about my weight, you know, to match my driver's license?
Eric, Saturday, July 31, 2010 11:35:00 AM EDT: Having read Pet Sematary, I remain skeptical as to the pet value of zombie cats. Just sayin'.

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