If Saw had been like this, it wouldn't have sucked...

SMBC demonstrates why the whole Saw "impossible choices lead to death, degradation and maiming" torture porn genre really doesn't work if you abduct total dickbags for your mad sociological experiments:

Oh yeah, and just in case it wasn't clear from the post title: Saw sucked ass. Just in case that wasn't clear.

Happy Tuesday, y'all.