Happy Thanksgiving From Standing On The Shoulders Of Giant Midgets!*

>> Thursday, November 25, 2010



*Unless you're in one of the one-hundred-eighty-odd countries that aren't the United States Of America, in which case, ummm... have a nice day. How are you? Are you having anything special for dinner? I'm roasting a duck. Lots of people here are having pies and cookies, not to mention the traditional turkey. Anyway, hope you're having a good day and all that.



5 comments:

Megan Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 10:06:00 AM EST  

I DEMAND A POST THAT DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME ON THE BASIS OF COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE.

vince Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 10:18:00 AM EST  

You do know that Megan's a Canadian, don't you? And you know what they say about Canadians, don't you?

Anyway, Happy Turkey Day!

Because you live in the US.

Nathan Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 10:52:00 AM EST  

Megan,

I happen to know you have a very rich fantasy life. Go ahead and have a turkey today and pretend American-nessitudeness! Eat a yam! Pour cranberry sauce out of a can (letting it retain the shape of the can) and then ignore it to your heart's content!

Or have a bowl of Cheerios and just pretend it's all of those things. It's all good.

Eric Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 1:02:00 PM EST  

Megan, I adore Canadians. Hell, depending on what happens in our next Presidential election, I might even be moving in with all of you.

But happy Thursday, regardless!

Megan Thursday, November 25, 2010 at 8:50:00 PM EST  

I'm keeping my eye on the next election, too. I have my application for Canadian citizenship in. That way, I can renounce the American one if it becomes necessary.

Word verification: "dinduoun". This Canadian thinks that's funny on American Thanksgiving. ("Dindon" is French for "turkey".)

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