Nine percent odds of survival? That's almost a one-in-ten chance, right?

>> Thursday, January 27, 2011

As long as I'm the only one who can pop the top of a can of catfood, I retain a slight advantage....

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

(H/t to Lili!)


Phiala Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 12:34:00 PM EST  

Gotta watch out, though: a friend's cat learned how to open the refrigerator. Given a cat's planning cycle she's now extraneous to requirements.

You could be next.

Shawn Powers Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 12:51:00 PM EST  

I like that you concede the fact that if indeed your cat is plotting to kill you, he will succeed. :)

Eric Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 1:49:00 PM EST  

No doubt about it, Shawn: if Elvis wants me dead, not much I'll be able to do about it. Those times he darts between my legs on the stairs: an accident on the part of a small quadruped incapable of reckoning with the different mobility of a large biped, or dry runs for the execution...?

Nathan Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 3:54:00 PM EST  

I had to adjust for the fact that there are three cats here.

There's a 273% chance that they're trying to kill me.

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