And now for something completely different: Garfunkel And Oates, "This Party Just Took A Turn For The Douche"

Oh my, oh my, oh my. As if I needed an excuse to indulge my mad, unrequited crush on the divine and unattainable Kate Micucci, it appears there's now an official studio version of Garfunkel And Oates' "This Party Took A Turn For The Douche" (that's a link to the original living room version), complete with official music video and everything:

Smart, funny, literate and (if it's not some kind of awful sexist thing to state the obvious) adorable.

(H/t to Laughing Squid.)