Quote of the day--it's a helluva time to be looking for a new job edition

"This hasn't come through in the news reports, but I'd say 85 to 90 percent of the staff doesn't believe what [end-of-days prophet Harold] Camping says. We're coming to work next week."

-an unidentified employee of Family Radio,
as quoted by Justin Elliott, "Live from the end of the world",
Salon, May 20^th, 2011.

Employees should be advised that while yesterday was a paid day off, Rapture time must be logged as vacation or accumulated sick leave (or both). See Wanda in HR if you have any questions or need forms.