Quote of the day--politicians who learned rhetoric from Star Trek episodes where Kirk destroys a computer with a logical paradox edition

>> Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood, and because I have said publicly, those words were inaccurate and unfortunate, and I'm prepared to stand up and--when I make a mistake, and I'm going to on occasion, I want to stand up and share with the American people that was a mistake, because that way we can have an honest conversation.



But... but if quoting you accurately is a falsehood, then the quote wasn't accurate... but if the quote wasn't accurate... it wouldn't be what you said... but if it was what you said... it wouldn't be accurate... but if it was quoted accurately then it was a falsehood... but if it was a falsehood, it wouldn't be accurate... but if it was accurate, then it was a falsehood... but if it was a falsehood--


--ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! DANGER! SYSTEM OVERLOAD! DANGER! ERROR! SYSTEM OVERLOAD!


Yep. The man's brilliant. In his mind.






5 comments:

Dr. Phil (Physics) Wednesday, May 18, 2011 at 3:31:00 PM EDT  

Five-HUNDRED? No, you can't do that Kirk -- it's inhumane!

Dr. Phil

webmaster Wednesday, May 18, 2011 at 4:18:00 PM EDT  
This comment has been removed by the author.
Dan Wednesday, May 18, 2011 at 4:20:00 PM EDT  

Can I point my finger at Newt and whistle to make him go away?

WendyB_09 Wednesday, May 18, 2011 at 11:31:00 PM EDT  

Dan, we've been trying to do that very thing here in Georgia for many years. And like a bad penny powered by the Energizer Bunny, he keeps showing up and showing up and showing up...

Post a Comment

Thank you for commenting! Because of the evils of spam, comments on posts that are more than ten days old will go into a moderation queue, but I do check the queue and your comment will (most likely) be posted if it isn't spam.

Another proud member of the UCF...

Another proud member of the UCF...
UCF logo ©2008 Michelle Klishis

...an international gang of...

...an international gang of...
смерть шпионам!

...Frank Gorshin-obsessed bikers.

...Frank Gorshin-obsessed bikers.
GorshOn! ©2009 Jeff Hentosz

  © Blogger template Werd by Ourblogtemplates.com 2009

Back to TOP